Monday, July 19, 2010

Mrs. Shakespeare, you betcha!

DimTwitter says: 'Refudiate,' 'Misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!"


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Got to celebrate it? Really??
Um, no. No we don't.

Nobody cares if you mispoke. It's the fact that you cover up every single mistep as if it were deliberate, prescient and somehow wise that makes you a liar. Next time just say, "Sorry, I mispoke." -- End of story.

Nah... not you.

-JC

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Inter-Not Site

Sometimes the internet gives us a gift of irony. For everything you ever wanted to know about Sarah Palin, but were afraid to ask... just check out the website bearing her name:


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-JC

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Sean Hannity is a Douchebag, Again



Here we go again. Sean-boy has a new book. Yippee!! Can't wait to read his sage advice. Of course, keep in mind that this is the same guy who accused Barack Obama of infanticide -- Google it -- it means intentionally killing babies.

He accused Barack Obama of literally being a baby killer. Not that Obama simply voted against poorly written Illinois legislation. Nope. Hannity could not be bothered by the finer details or care to understand the logic involved, but instead just jumped to calling Obama a baby killer.

So I am sure he will be 'sooper dooper' objective in his analysis of the current administration, free of any silly details or pesky facts.
"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but of what is left out of it." -Samuel L. Clemens, 1897
This bodes well for Sean-boy because I am sure he will leave out plenty. Unfortunatley, what he'll leave out are facts and an objective analysis. So on second thought, maybe that's not what ol' Mr. Twain meant?
-JC

Monday, February 8, 2010

Palm Reader

Interesting actions from someone who criticizes those who read from teleprompters:


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-JC

Monday, November 2, 2009

Information is Beautiful... Here's Proof.

On the website Information is Beautiful, David McCandless has a very interesting flow chart graphic of "Blue vs. Red" which he made in collaboration with Stephanie Posavek.

The U.S. version is here: http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/leftvright_US.html
It seems in the U.K. the teams wear the opposite coloUrs than they do here.

David’s new book "The Visual Miscellaneum" is coming out very soon. The U.S. release date is scheduled for November 10th. The UK version is shhheduled for early February (yes, it's pronounced “shed-uled” across the pond).

I enjoy his blog and his book looks very interesting. If you like visual illustrations—and you should since we are a nation that loves the McPaper’s daily pictographs—then do check out the blog. And if you like it, perhaps pre-order the book too.

The blog has a ton of cool stuff, a sneak peek of his book, with links to pre-order:
http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/

-JC

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Position of Opposition

A conservative friend of mine recently admitted that sometimes he thinks the Republicans are better at being the opposition party than the party in power. I think he might be correct, at least in recent years. The problem is, when Republicans are the opposition, look who that leaves in charge.

If one party is good at being the opposition, you'd expect the other party to do a better job at leading. Unfortunately, that does not seem to be the case.

-JC

Monday, October 5, 2009

Letterman-Gate, Part Deux

It seems ol’Dave is in the news again. Looks like he did some not-so-great stuff with some staffers. Is there hypocrisy on his behalf? Yep. Will it be harder for him to make fun of the Spitzers, Sanfords and Clintons of the world? Probably. Will people look at him differently? Maybe, maybe not. Do I care? Not really.

He’s human. He makes mistakes. He’s not some moral compass or preacher of all things good. Yes he pokes fun at others. And yes, he will be made fun of for this for quite some time. And we know the media will keep this in the news cycle as long as they can. It has it all—sex, money, bribes, power—all the makings of a great drama. Which makes me wonder, why does the media need a flare for the dramatics? What ever happened to news and reporting? I will have to think about that in more depth soon. But for now, that is not what intrigues me.

What has me in a twist at the moment is the fact that I keep reading on blogs about the rape joke Dave made about the Palin kids. After all this time, the Blogtards still have not come to grips with the facts.

THERE WAS NO RAPE JOKE!!!

There was a joke. It was a pop culture reference to Bristol Palin’s unplanned teenage pregnancy combined with Sarah Palin’s own recent child birth. It was based on a perception that the Palin women may be somewhat fertile. That, combined with A-Rod’s dating flare, and perceived virility, which made for an easy joke. Was it a good joke? Maybe not. Was it in poor taste? Perhaps. Was it unfair to make a joke about a politician’s child? Maybe, maybe not. After all, Bristol Palin was a national spokesperson for teen abstinence at the time, and thus, a public figure in her own right.

Did Dave know that it was Willow at the baseball game and not Bristol? Nope. And it didn’t matter for the premise of joke to work. It was about the 18 year old adult daughter, Bristol. And the audience got it.

The false outrage began when Sarah Palin did one of two things. She either misunderstood the joke, perhaps due to a lack of self awareness and public perception. Or she understood the joke and went on the offensive. She attacked back with media spin based on a lie. Or, as I believe, a combination of both.

And some applaud her for doing so. And perhaps parents should be applauded for defending their kids. People were glad to see a mother defend her cubs (or guppies, or whatever it is barracudas have). They like the feisty Sarah Barracuda persona. But is that how you want a (*cough*) leader to act?

She had the chance to show poise and class. Instead she accused a man of making statutory rape jokes. She could have used this time to point out the problem of dragging children into things, instead it all became about rape jokes. She could have thought it through a bit. It was not like we had inbound nukes and only seconds to react. In this case, she could have afforded “to blink” and to think. But she shot back with false, misleading accusations.

And the Blogtards latched on. And they will not let go. So again, for the cheap seats: THERE WAS NO RAPE JOKE! And every time someone leads with that lie, they disqualify whatever statements follow. And that's a shame because there are likely some well thought out points-of-view in there somewhere. But we’ll never know about it if they keep leading with an obvious and deliberate lie... a lie that even 'Sarahcuda' has managed to move past.

-JC